I’m surrounded by idiots.

Was this Donald Trump speaking in a rally about the White House, or Donald Trump speaking to the White House about one of his rallies, or Scar from The Lion King?

The most beautiful girl in town, that makes her the best! And don’t I deserve the best?

Insensitive remarks from Donald Trump’s conversation with Billy Bush or Gaston in Beauty & the Beast?

They’re not like you and me, which means they must be evil.

Also

Off with their heads!

Donald Trump riffing on Mexicans or Ratcliffe riffing on Native Americans in Pocahontas or the Queen of Hearts ripping up her citizens?

You are deformed, and you are ugly, and these are things for which the world shows little pity.

Trump texting Tiffany or Frollo twittering at Quasimodo?

I killed Mufasa!

Probably Trump.

You poor, simple fools. Thinking you could defeat me. ME!

Maleficent or the 2016 inaugural address?

You’re speechless, I see. A fine quality in a wife.

Jaffar or Trump proposing to his third wife?

Triton’s daughter will be mine and then I’ll make him writhe. I’ll see him wriggle like a worm on a hook.

Trump.