lucky is this bear
your eyes, honey to my soul
in spite of the bees
Tag: Haiku
Cannibal’s Haiku
You are what you eat,
so I must be a lot more
human than I thought.
Everything you need to know about my love life in haiku
Love me as I bald.
In return, my devotion
’til hair do us part.
Your sloppy kisses
remind me I have not fed
my dog in awhile.
Doctor found fungus
on my tongue. Maybe it will
mold us together?
(and one from the perspective of my wife)
An ode to my bear!
I love my sasquatch’s big rear.
If only he’d shear.